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	<title>Comments on: Touching story in The Onion</title>
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	<description>Thoughts of a moderately strange (yet not harmful) primary care physician.</description>
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		<title>By: makeminetrauma</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-777</link>
		<dc:creator>makeminetrauma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll hire illegals to do the care and shearing and then they will ship the wool off to an under-developed country with no child labor laws to be spun and woven into clothing and then it will be shipped back and sold at an overinflated price that only the elite can afford.
Welcome back?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll hire illegals to do the care and shearing and then they will ship the wool off to an under-developed country with no child labor laws to be spun and woven into clothing and then it will be shipped back and sold at an overinflated price that only the elite can afford.<br />
Welcome back?</p>
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		<title>By: Chrys</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-774</link>
		<dc:creator>Chrys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s good to laugh again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s good to laugh again.</p>
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		<title>By: jmb</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-772</link>
		<dc:creator>jmb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A plan, a plan, my kingdom for a plan. 
The irrepressible is unrepressed once more.  Welcome back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A plan, a plan, my kingdom for a plan.<br />
The irrepressible is unrepressed once more.  Welcome back.</p>
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		<title>By: Sid Schwab</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-771</link>
		<dc:creator>Sid Schwab</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alpaca? What about Algora?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alpaca? What about Algora?</p>
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		<title>By: The Laundress</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-770</link>
		<dc:creator>The Laundress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, yeah -- alpacas?  That&#039;s the ticket!

My sister lives in a rural area in a southern state.  Many of her neighbors jumped on the &quot;make your millions -- raise emus&quot; bandwagon.  Oops.  Nobody wants to eat their flesh, they are big and ornery and tricky to butcher anyhow.  Result:  feral emus everywhere.  They are dangerous.

Last year, neighbors were all trying to get in on the hot hybrid mutts as pets game.  Decided labrador-pitbulls would be the next big thing, kind of like doodle dogs only cooler.  Oops again...

Maybe their local economy will be jump-started by the health care needs of those mauled by feral emus and pitlabs?

yrs truly, 
tl</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, yeah &#8212; alpacas?  That&#8217;s the ticket!</p>
<p>My sister lives in a rural area in a southern state.  Many of her neighbors jumped on the &#8220;make your millions &#8212; raise emus&#8221; bandwagon.  Oops.  Nobody wants to eat their flesh, they are big and ornery and tricky to butcher anyhow.  Result:  feral emus everywhere.  They are dangerous.</p>
<p>Last year, neighbors were all trying to get in on the hot hybrid mutts as pets game.  Decided labrador-pitbulls would be the next big thing, kind of like doodle dogs only cooler.  Oops again&#8230;</p>
<p>Maybe their local economy will be jump-started by the health care needs of those mauled by feral emus and pitlabs?</p>
<p>yrs truly,<br />
tl</p>
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		<title>By: rositta</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-769</link>
		<dc:creator>rositta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gooodie, I just bought a spindle, maybe I can start spinning some Alpaca, if the price is right that is, lol...ciao</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gooodie, I just bought a spindle, maybe I can start spinning some Alpaca, if the price is right that is, lol&#8230;ciao</p>
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		<title>By: prin</title>
		<link>http://distractible.org/2008/02/02/touching-story-in-the-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-768</link>
		<dc:creator>prin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s about right! thanks for the belly laugh! great to have you back and to see your sense of humor is still intact :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s about right! thanks for the belly laugh! great to have you back and to see your sense of humor is still intact <img src='http://distractible.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Awesome Mom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Awesome Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now that is an economic stimulus package I can get behind.  I would love to get my hands on some alpaca yarn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that is an economic stimulus package I can get behind.  I would love to get my hands on some alpaca yarn.</p>
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