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A Joke
June 19, 2008
An elderly man told me this joke yesterday. These things help get you through the day.
There was a man whose father gave him some advice: “Just put gunpowder in your oatmeal and eat it every day and you will live to be a ripe old age.”
So the man did what his father said, eating oatmeal and gunpowder, and he did in fact live very long. He finally died at the age of 102, leaving behind him 6 children, 22 grand children, and 50 great-grand children.
And a crater where the crematorium used to be.
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June 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
My favorite joke (and I don’t know why):
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says: “You have a drink named Steve?”
June 19th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Interesting joke!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
ROFLMAO & same to Sue’s joke !!! *still giggling*… Steve… kaboom… HAHAHAHAHAH
June 19th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Both jokes are terrific!
June 20th, 2008 at 2:44 am
A man walks into a bar, and sees a bear in the corner, drinking a Coke.
He goes over to the barkeep and says “It’s a bit unusual that isn’t it; a bear drinking Coke?”
The barkeep replies “Yes. He usually orders a lager!”
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Love all the jokes! Thanks