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A Joke

by Rob on June 19, 2008 · View Comments

in Humor

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An elderly man told me this joke yesterday. These things help get you through the day.

There was a man whose father gave him some advice: “Just put gunpowder in your oatmeal and eat it every day and you will live to be a ripe old age.”

So the man did what his father said, eating oatmeal and gunpowder, and he did in fact live very long. He finally died at the age of 102, leaving behind him 6 children, 22 grand children, and 50 great-grand children.

And a crater where the crematorium used to be.

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rlbates

Love all the jokes! Thanks
Ken O.

A man walks into a bar, and sees a bear in the corner, drinking a Coke.

He goes over to the barkeep and says "It's a bit unusual that isn't it; a bear drinking Coke?"

The barkeep replies "Yes. He usually orders a lager!"
SeaSpray

Both jokes are terrific! :)
medstudentwife

ROFLMAO & same to Sue's joke !!! *still giggling*... Steve... kaboom... HAHAHAHAHAH
Mark Salinas

Interesting joke! :)
Sue

My favorite joke (and I don't know why):
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says: "You have a drink named Steve?"