Comments on: Ask Dr. Val: Why Can’t I Lose Weight? http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/ Thoughts of a moderately strange (yet not harmful) primary care physician. Sun, 01 Aug 2010 02:44:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: rveblade http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2720 rveblade Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:17:01 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2720 Now I cant stop thinking about blueberry muffin babies. Now I cant stop thinking about blueberry muffin babies.

]]> By: Grandly Rounding, MDOD Style… http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2712 Grandly Rounding, MDOD Style… Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:37:01 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2712 [...] Law of Conversation of Mass is given a humorous twist by Val Jones here and don’t tell me this doesn’t make sense! Do you all remember your surprise at [...] [...] Law of Conversation of Mass is given a humorous twist by Val Jones here and don’t tell me this doesn’t make sense! Do you all remember your surprise at [...]

]]> By: Jellygirl http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2688 Jellygirl Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:35:25 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2688 This would make a great sci fi movie! It is brilliant and believeble! I laughed my tookas off! I was a thin person and I was attacked! I have the cure now though and I will transfer it to the next skinny person I see! God, that is almost evil! LOL This would make a great sci fi movie! It is brilliant and believeble! I laughed my tookas off! I was a thin person and I was attacked! I have the cure now though and I will transfer it to the next skinny person I see! God, that is almost evil! LOL

]]> By: Ken O. http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2685 Ken O. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:29:35 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2685 I've got to ask. Just what is lucky about being in Starbucks (or any other generic "Seattle coffee shop" franchise)? ;) I’ve got to ask. Just what is lucky about being in Starbucks (or any other generic “Seattle coffee shop” franchise)? ;)

]]> By: just me http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2682 just me Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:28:05 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2682 I love baking .....carrot cake and muffins, and giving them away too! I hope the receivers won't blame me for their weight gain. I love baking …..carrot cake and muffins, and giving them away too!

I hope the receivers won’t blame me for their weight gain.

]]> By: Judy http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2681 Judy Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:27:02 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2681 This explains all the gifts of food at Christmas time. You have to give away as much as you receive! This explains all the gifts of food at Christmas time. You have to give away as much as you receive!

]]> By: m (2) http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2680 m (2) Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:56:34 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2680 Did you know that if you break a cookie in half, all the calories leak out? And why are my code words, "boring again"????? Did you know that if you break a cookie in half, all the calories leak out?

And why are my code words, “boring again”?????

]]> By: Rob http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2678 Rob Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:08:33 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2678 You do realize that the muffins look suspiciously like nuclear bomb explosions. Coincidence? I think not! You do realize that the muffins look suspiciously like nuclear bomb explosions. Coincidence? I think not!

]]> By: enrico http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2677 enrico Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:01:53 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2677 Great post! I actually didn't know until probably the last year or so that ppl actually sell muffin tops by themselves! Imagine the discrimination of the neglected muffin bottoms! (or are they so relegated to uselessness that you can make a top without a bottom?) Apparently matter can't be destroyed but it CAN be converted to energy. A LOT of it. I have big plans for selling my excess mass for just this purpose, but don't tell anyone. I'll cut you in on some of the profits once it's done, don't worry... ;) *snicker* Great post! I actually didn’t know until probably the last year or so that ppl actually sell muffin tops by themselves! Imagine the discrimination of the neglected muffin bottoms! (or are they so relegated to uselessness that you can make a top without a bottom?)

Apparently matter can’t be destroyed but it CAN be converted to energy. A LOT of it. I have big plans for selling my excess mass for just this purpose, but don’t tell anyone. I’ll cut you in on some of the profits once it’s done, don’t worry… ;) *snicker*

]]> By: Lola Snow http://distractible.org/2008/09/30/ask-dr-val-why-cant-i-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-2676 Lola Snow Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:17:32 +0000 http://distractible.org/?p=1598#comment-2676 I KNEW IT! I just knew it! I have suspected for a long time that Starbucks are up to something suspicious! This is confirmation enough for me!!! I won't be buying so much as a bottle of iced water from them in the future! Lola I KNEW IT! I just knew it! I have suspected for a long time that Starbucks are up to something suspicious! This is confirmation enough for me!!! I won’t be buying so much as a bottle of iced water from them in the future!
Lola

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