Grand Rounds is a big event, and I have gathered together a star-studded line-up. Do not submit any more posts, however, or you will be forced to go onto Dr. Phil to explain why you are such a dead-beat. You don’t want that. Obviously, with such a gathering, you don’t want to miss it.
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The deadline for grand rounds submissions is on Sunday at Noon EST. EST stands for “Eastern Standard Time,” not “Estimated” or “Extra Submission Time” or “Even Steve Trounces.” iSuggest you get things in as quickly as possible.
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I was talking to a fellow physician about a mutual patient. I had information that would help him in their care and he was taking the unusual step of asking me for my information. I was impressed. “Could you fax me those documents?” he asked. ”Here’s my fax number.” I scrambled to get a pen [...]
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So you wanted more “Ask Dr. Rob.” Next you are going to be asking for a colonoscopy. Well, I guess I can do it. It has been a long time since I have done one of these. I thought I was being merciful. Whatever. Here’s a question from a moderately fictional person named Mike: Dr. [...]
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Emerging on February 2. Llary says that you should submit your blog posts to grand rounds. Llary also says that Dr. Rob really stinks at photoshop. It’s a good thing you don’t need to photoshop to be a doctor or all of his patients would be in extreme danger. Llary thinks they might be in [...]
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“I thought you’d be over in Haiti,” a patient said when I walked into her room. A pang of guilt hit me as I explained that I can’t leave work for long without risking not meeting payroll. It’s a true fact about being in private practice: I am the commodity I sell, so my absence [...]
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Huh? Am I early? I heard there’s something big coming up soon. So much talk about llamas – I demand equal time! Hah! At least Dr. Rob will work for a change.
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One of my favorite patients died last week. My reaction to this was not quite what you would think: I smiled. No, I didn’t smile because of his death; I smiled because of his life. I smiled because I got to be a part of that life. His death wasn’t his tragic end, it was [...]
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(5 points to the first to explain why I put this picture here) Lots of stuff is going on at this time, so I thought I would just do a buffet of various things. ACP First, I started writing for the ACP Internist blog. No, I am not spreading myself out a whole lot more; [...]
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“ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!!” The judge bangs his gavel furiously and yet the din reaction to the verdict is too much. He falls back into his chair and sighs, with members of the press taking pictures, conducting interviews, and giving expert analysis. The guilty party sits in stunned silence, staring forward without focus. His [...]
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