Caption Contest #2

“Shaddup! You’re screaming off key!”

“Ouch that burns. That’s the last time I eat TeleTubbies.”

Exterminating the ghastly offspring of elves and TeleTubbies.

After Saruman’s defeat, the remaining Uruk-hai had trouble making ends meet.

Saruman the White is sent back as Saruman the Irritating.

“Rise my fighting Uruk-hai. Rise and defeat the holders of the jelly beans.”

What we really want to do to those kids throwing tantrums in public.

“Mom! Billy’s dressed up like some freako sci fi warlord and is threatening to hit me again! And he ate the last powdered donut!”

At the end of the day, Mrs. Smith’s second-grade class agreed: Johnny’s dad had given one of the most unusual Career Day presentations ever.

“Hey, Mom, do I hafta obey the the ‘no hitting below the belt’ rule?”

Dr Rob goes on vacation, and he left me with the kid.

Wisely, David had strategically lured the warrior onto the lawn where his carefully selected blue clothing would shield him from the color blind extraterrestrial.

Wow. That’s one nasty malpractice attorney.

He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he.

Small child terrifies passing Uruk-Hai!!

“Despite the pleas of minimally armed children, President Bush – with warrior-like precision – puts an abrupt end to the SCHIP program.”

Mom! He said it wasn’t a mortal wound and is refusing to lay down! It’s MY turn to win the swordfight….

Exhibit A: Why malpractice insurance keeps going up.

I hope you don’t mind that this isn’t funny, but instead of humor…I saw symbolism. I don’t mean to offend anyone with what I say.

But when I saw this pic…as a Christian…I instantly thought of the “sword of the spirit” and the little boy reminded me of goodness fighting evil. That no matter how powerless we may feel or appear to be…with God in us…we can face and overcome even the most overwhelming challenges and principalities not yet seen.

I know this isn’t the contest, but this is what went through my mind every time I looked at the picture.

Even though the Wizard of Oz erroneously turned Dorothy into a a young boy and gave her a sword instead of ruby slippers, she still clicked her heels three times stating there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…but screamed in utter dismay when she realized he sent her to her future in which she saw herself on a bad day as a post menopausal woman.

No offense to post menopausal women. The cotton pony may still be riding into town but I’m not that far away from it.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Whadya MEAN I’m gonna look like him when I grow up?!

Shmeldar-beldar! I- knew -I- should -have- conSUMED -my -NUClear-food- before going -ON- this-MISSION! I- CAN- not- penETrate- this -young EARTHLING’S power SHIELD! But-when -he- DROPS- his- SWORD…he’s-MINE!

WAIT! Hold still! Is that a NEMATODE in your hair?

This isn’t funny either SeaSpray, but that good vs evil thing is a totally valid interpretation of the photo; it even fits the original inspiration!