Reminder 1: Don’t forget the caption contest.
No, don’t put your captions as comments on this post. Those who try will have a small electric shock transmitted to their fingers via a new WordPress widget.

Here was my idea for a caption:
Don’t do this. An apple on the top of the head is much safer.
Reminder 2: Take the latest poll.
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Reminder 3: Use deodorant.
Trust me on this one. Your friends all asked me to tell you.
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