I got this in my email today from “Living Social.” When I first read it, I thought it said, “Your mother always reminded you to wash your behind…”, which makes sense, given the advertising subject material. I haven’t read the remainder of the deal, so we can only guess what the last sentence reads: “Pay $39 to [...]
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I take care of patients of all ages, but a substantial amount of my time is devoted to routine pediatrics. I try to make a good impression on the kids, knowing that my care will be a lot easier if they aren’t terrified by my presence. Those who don’t do pediatrics often say the reason [...]
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The following is an actual fictional conversation that took place in the doctor’s lounge at a local hospital. Internist – Dang, these Medicare cuts are coming and I doubt that congress has the wits to avoid them. I am not sure I can go on practicing if they cut them any more. Family Physician – [...]
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I recently replaced my beeper with a cell phone. It is the first time I have been without a beeper for over twenty years. In honor of this fact, I felt that I owed my long-time companion a farewell O BEEPER! my Beeper! our fearful trip is done; Technology has passed you by, the cellular [...]
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