I have faith in you.  You can write a limerick.  You do want to win the Golden Llama Award.
Here is another example:
There once was a Doctor Anonymous
With talk shows his name was synonymous
He’d chat with his guest
And charm all the rest
Until the whole evening was gone on us
Now, I will change it so that you [...]

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While I know that some of my readers are not American, I would invite all nationalities and creed to enter this contest.  Even those who are morally opposed to being thankful.
What I want is to play “fill in the blanks.”  I will award the best submissions for the following:

I am very thankful for/that ___________________________.
I am [...]

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Sorry for the mess-up yesterday.  I am going to figure out how to make sure this doesn’t happen again.  Apparently I am using too much bandwidth.  Perhaps I am eating too many donuts.  My bandwidth has grown and grown.  It’s a pain in the band.
But that’s all good, right?  That means there are a lot [...]

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