Musings of a Distractible Mind
Thoughts of a moderately strange (yet not harmful) primary care physician.
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Loading ...On the heels of the last GLA post (which made a certain 8-year old very happy), Jabulani sent the following tweet on Twitter: Yes, it is my birthday today. Geezerdome is imminent. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to have a new contest: Send me you picture depicting “llama man.” There are three options [...]
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(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...I bet you thought I forgot about Golden Llamas. Only kind of sorta. But that is not the case any more. I have had enough time to contemplate, meditate, and obfuscate, and so now I am ready. I am just not sure you are ready. I know that many of you will be cooking out [...]
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(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...There once was a llama of gold Whose image was one to behold The bloggers did love it And unwaveringly covet So to the new contest entrolled A haiku is sort-of a poem Though many who read them don’t know ‘em The rules are unbending From start until ending Just one added word and you [...]
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(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...Yea!! It’s the time everyone has been waiting for. I even got a call from Oprah asking if I have chosen the winner (she’s just jealous, you know). It’s time to give away Golden Llamas!! Not so fast. This post won’t actually award the GLA, but instead gives you all of the haikus in their [...]
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(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...If you got a bunch of gunk in your reader yesterday, it was because I tried a new plugin and I guess I didn’t understand it. If you enjoyed getting all of that in your reader, then you are welcome. Here’s a haiku to express my emotions about this: I am so sorry About the [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The congressional Golden Llama Committee is called to order, his honorable congressman Paul Ryan presiding Ryan (R-WI): Welcome back from your August vacation, fellow committee members. I hope the town hall meetings about the Golden llamas were not too raucous in your district. (Laughs from committee members and the large gallery at the proceedings) Ryan: [...]
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(+3 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...It’s your golden opportunity! You can earn a Golden Llama award and make fun of me in the process. Above is a picture of me with congressman Ryan at the Putting Patients First meeting in Washington DC. Clearly Mr. Ryan is thrilled to meet “The Hulk Hogan of Medical Bloggers.” But what are we actually [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The assignment was to supply a caption to the above. Well done, folks! Thanks for all the submissions. Here are some notable ones: “And you thought William Tell had it tough…” – Dr Dredd “You light up my life.” – Susan C “I can make you quit smoking in ONE SHOT.” – Jean “Hey [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Are you coveting some fame? Are you desiring some recognition? Do you want out of the doldrums of your drab existence? Are you getting tired of watching the Wheel of Fortune Network? Has Oprah sent hit squads to shut down your dissenting opinion due to your disbelief in her all-knowing will for your life? Today [...]
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(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...I am superstitious. On every Friday the 13th I am very anxious until I counteract the unluckiness of the day with a llama. If I don’t, then all heck breaks loose; and you know how bad a little heck can be, much less all of it. So I hope this brings you luck as well. [...]
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