Ask Dr. Rob

Ask Dr. Rob: Ring of Fire

by Rob on May 22, 2012 · 3 comments

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People ask me lots of questions, some good and some not so good. Is this illness I caught contagious? (How would you have gotten it otherwise?) Is this medicine going to destroy my liver? (Yes, your wife paid me lots of money to bump you off) What do you think about the odd pattern on my [...]

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OK, so I’ve done this thing called Ask Dr. Rob, in which I answer questions that my readers have regarding health, tacos, webkins, fetuses driving speed boats, the end times, baby spit, the dangers of kumquats, and other crucial issues.  But there is a big problem: nobody ever asks me questions anymore. So I asked myself: why [...]

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It’s been a very long time since I did an Ask Dr. Rob post.  It’s also been a long time since I shot a spitball out of a straw and hit someone behind the ear during social studies class.  I realize that just because it’s been a long time since I’ve done something, it doesn’t [...]

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Ask Dr. Rob: Using the Force

by Rob on January 24, 2010 · 4 comments

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So you wanted more “Ask Dr. Rob.”  Next you are going to be asking for a colonoscopy. Well, I guess I can do it.  It has been a long time since I have done one of these.  I thought I was being merciful.  Whatever. Here’s a question from a moderately fictional person named Mike: Dr. [...]

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Ask Dr. Rob: Frozen to Health

by Rob on January 19, 2009 · 25 comments

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Hey gang.  It has been a long time since I have done an “Ask Dr. Rob” post.  That is kind of like saying: “It’s been a long time since I have had hemorrhoids.” Well, get out our Preparation H, sit down, and brace yourself for the next installment of this infamous series. Today’s question comes [...]

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Dr. Rob has done a wonderful job of answering many difficult questions right here on his blog (such as “Why does my husband think that putting ketchup on tacos is a normal thing to do?”) with many profound insights. Today I’d like to follow in his great footsteps with an “Ask Dr. Rob Val” question. [...]

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Ask Dr Rob: Briefs

by Rob on September 1, 2008 · 10 comments

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I got a lot of questions when I begged asked my readers for the third time.  So many questions, in fact, that I have decided to make my answers shorter.  This will allow me to not have to plagiarize so much answer more questions. I don’t know if that is bad or good. Olympic Dreams [...]

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To those who are confused, my hosting company changed servers and so this post was stuck on the old server.  That is why I am reposting it.  I have not gone nuts….well….I guess that is hard to say at the top of this post…. ************* Hey there gang.  Hold on to your hats/hairpieces as we [...]

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It’s been a while, hasn’t it?  Has the absence of “Ask Dr. Rob” posts left you feeling empty inside?  Has it made you feel incomplete? Or has it been similar to the absence of leprosy? Either way, I am back to answer the questions that you send me.  Our latest question comes from Sid, who [...]

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The next question comes from Dr’s S and S: Dear Dr. Rob: We can’t figure out how to raise kids properly. Can you give us some tips? Well guys, I am glad to be able to impart my vast wisdom in the area. There are so many areas, I have actually thought of writing a [...]

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